Christmas Tree and Ornament Storage

The Legend of the Christmas Tree Storage Bag

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If you have a full-on fight every single year with your Christmas Tree box, then for goodness’ sake, nip this one in the bud and get yourself a tree storage bag already!

So here comes the New Year, and it’s time to take down the tree, and what is that in our living room once again? It’s that tree box in all its former glory, laughing at us, yes, laughing because it knows we didn’t spring for a storage bag during the holidays.

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That sorry-looking tree box is all too proud of its ripped corner and scotch-taped sides. Christmas Tree Boxes all over the world gather online to make fun of us and take bets in their Facebook group on which Box gets to live another year because their owner is so careful with money, a.k.a, cheap.

Well, what Tree Boxes have to understand is that it may seem like we’re cheap. YAH, THAT’s RIGHT, but it only seems that way! We have a ton of things to buy during the holidays, and we’re just too darn tapped out to order a Christmas Tree Storage Bag! We aren’t keeping those boxes because we love them, are we? No, we’re keeping them because we’re too kind spending all of our money on other people! Hmmm…wonder why no one has ever bought us a Christmas Tree Storage Bag? Maybe the tree box is in cahoots with the whole family?

This is the year all Christmas Tree Boxes lose their bets in those Facebook Groups. Hasta la Vista ‘ole Box, you’re going to that great recycle machine in the sky. Move over; there’s a new bag in town.

Christmas Tree Storage Bags and Storage for Ornaments are Featured Below:


If you don’t feel like springing for the expense of buying a Christmas Tree Storage Bag, and you have extra Non-Stinky Hockey Bags in the House, you could use those. Of course, a large tree may require a couple of hockey bags. Better yet, if those hockey bags are on wheels!

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